Ryan Dawson: сатирическое «интервью с Трампом» — обвинения в про‑израильской политике и защите фигурантов Эпштейна

President Trump, thank you for sitting down with me. Are you controlled by Israel? I don't know. It would be interesting. I think you are. You received $230 million from AIPAC, the Israel lobby. Pretty good stat. Yeah. Mr. President, you have betrayed a lot of campaign promises. You started a new war covering for upstream criminals. And people are just wondering, like, is he crazy? They're wondering, are you high? We're way high. Okay, we're way high. That kind of makes sense. Now, what are the limitations you'll put on Israel? Like, how far will you let them go in their war-hungry, greater Israel project ways? They will be able to do whatever they have to do. Yeah, they don't control you at all. But, Mr. President, it does seem like you're suspiciously Israel first, kind of like you sold America out to a war with Iran. Because 18 intelligence agencies said Iran does not have a nuclear weapon, but you and Netanyahu then said they do and started a war because of that. The two of you did. And the two of us were right. Everybody else was wrong. Sure. The two of you were right. Like, statistically, that's very improbable. Yet, somehow, it's probably true. Now, instead of backing the Epstein victims and the side of justice, you backed, well, the Epstein criminals. And you've been protecting them. Why is that, like, why do you think you did that? We have to back them. If we don't back them, we don't have a country. Right. Uh-huh. Now, you've recently gone a little crazy. Publicly attacking conservative voices that America loves.

People like Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly. Saying they have low IQs, they're very unpopular and just have these third-rate podcasts. Tucker and Candace have number one-rated podcasts because they're so unpopular. You know what? That's called making America great again. Indeed. Because they're weak, unpopular people. Meanwhile, you formed the new MAGA, praising only very popular people like Ben Shapiro, Lindsey Graham, Mark Levin. These people that are really light. How much testosterone do you think new MAGA has? Not much. People say Lindsey Graham's gay. A lot of people say a lot of things. Yeah, there's no way Lindsey Graham's gay. Like, when I hear the term, definitely not gay, I'm just thinking Lindsey Graham. You know, sometimes compared to Lindsey Graham, I start thinking I'm gay. But anyway, you recently came out with a social media post really singing the praises of Mark Levin, who's great. And in it, you said, Mark is tough, strong, and brilliant. Hence the nickname, The Great One. He is a man of great wisdom and common sense. Sorry, I almost threw up in my mouth. Who truly loves our country. And those that speak ill of Mark will quickly fall by the wayside. They are not MAGA. I am. How did people respond to that when you said it? They thought we were stupid. They thought we were fools. They laughed at us. You know, people were laughing at us. They still are, sir. But here's a sample of Mark Levin's tweets. His wisdom, as you call it, contributing to a very intelligent discourse. Mark Levin says, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, and Nazi. Jesus, I need to see a doctor. Oh, I can see you. I saw that picture you posted of you as a doctor. Maybe you could take a look at my cough. It would be interesting. With your medical degree, are you self-taught? So Melania held a news conference and said, we need prosecutions against the Epstein criminals. It should have not happened. Yeah, she's a pistol, isn't she? But how did you feel when she did that? It was a very sad, to me, it was a very sad incident. But anyway, you keep shielding the Epstein criminals. I only do this for one reason, make America great again, and that's what we're doing. And the war? We're making America great again, greater than ever before. Our country is greater than ever before.

Did you just keep saying that to brainwash me? I guess I'm considered to be a very strong president. You are a very strong president. I think the brainwashing worked. But thank you, Mr. President, for taking the time to sit down with me today. Thank you. We know Lindsey Graham's not gay, right? It's always important to me to have good energy and to be fit and lean. And something I've been using to support my capacity to have good energy in a lean body is Shred Max by Biolongevity Labs. Now, you've probably heard about peptides on all the podcasts. It's a newer, emerging field. RFK Jr. is doing his best to keep peptides on the market where Big Pharma doesn't want them on the market because they seem to work really good. And accordingly, certain peptides have shown great potential for increasing the oxidative capacity in muscle tissue and improving mitochondrial function, which means you get leaner, have better energy, and have better endurance. And my experience with Shred Max by Biolongevity Labs is it helps support me in those outcomes in ways that I notice. And whether you're like me and want a lean, energetic body, or maybe you've got pain to overcome, want better brain function, Biolongevity Labs has a whole line of research peptides to support you. Grab Shred Max and all the other peptides your heart desires at biolongevitylabs.com or hit the link in the description box below. We'll see you next time in the description box below.